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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

How Do You Make Paper Without Working a 9-To-5? feat. Marie Faustin

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Living their BEST LIVES on the Bell House stage, Michelle and Jordan catch up with globetrotting actor / comedian / "shy" fashion icon, Marie Faustin. Jordan zips up his "Black Mr. Rogers" cardigan to advise a Southern transplant on dating etiquette in the Big Apple, avid traveler Marie shares her biggest tip on how not to get "Taken" abroad, and Michelle gives heartfelt masterclass on responsibly fighting with the one you love.

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1:01.6

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1:08.4

I love them so much, but honestly, I can't deal with the fire between my tits that will happen 20 minutes in. No, it's all the citrus that they put in cocktails. You ever notice? It's like everything has to come with citrus. And that's why it's so acidic in your chesticle. Y'all, he made up a word called chesticle. Don't think it's testicle.

1:29.4

Welcome to adulting, bitch.

1:31.3

Get some Rosea nice and you be I. Yeah. Oh, my God.

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