“MY ROOMMATE IS DOWN TO RAISE MY KID”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate. Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofile COME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival) https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008 Santa isn’t as cool as he thinks he is. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Call from Jade?
0:02.0	Hello?
0:04.0	Yo, my God, is it wild?
0:07.0	Yeah, who's this?
0:09.0	Oh my God, this is Jade. I've been like trying to call for like two years.
0:12.0	What the buck
0:13.2	Jade what's going on how's life not a car life is terrible I've it's been rough man
0:21.9	why I so just in. Why?
0:23.0	So I just lost my job, that's cool.
0:27.0	The place I've been working at was like, hey, we got to do budget cuts or got to fire someone.
0:31.0	That won't someone's you? I was like man that sucks and I cried
0:35.6	about it and then I've been applying to a lot of jobs and no one is hiring yeah
0:40.1	you know what I just just, it just really, um, is so crazy that we need money to live.
0:48.3	This is, we're, this is, I'm gonna get into like, I don't know anything about economics or life or politics or whatever but it's like it's just
0:57.2	Shouldn't we have should there's enough food and stuff and like you know We're we're gonna shouldn't we get robots to just do everything for us
1:05.7	and then we can each hall of enough to just like hang out you know it's just crazy
1:12.4	that I need to we need to work to live.
1:15.0	Or maybe it's not crazy, maybe it makes sense and I'm dumb. I don't know.
1:21.0	I'm, I mean, whatever. For me personally I like working having just a thing to do it's important
1:26.4	having just a thing to do it's important that's official for me yeah it's an
1:31.8	important thing you know but on the other hand it's like
1:35.2	This fucking sucks at all times when I'm at work. I want to fucking kill myself. Can I say that?
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