“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone. Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofileCOME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival) https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008 Blow off all your errands. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Paul from Parker.
0:02.0	Parker.
0:03.0	Hello?
0:04.0	Hey, is this Gek?
0:05.0	Like the real Gee?
0:06.0	Yes, is this Parker?
0:08.0	It is. I made it.
0:10.0	Wow.
0:11.0	What's up Parker?
0:12.0	How's it gone, man? Have we ever talked before? We haven't I'm actually
0:15.8	this is my first stream that I've got rock and roll. Well what's going on man? How can I get you to
0:20.9	to do it? Rock roll, I like it.
0:23.0	I've got a quick one for you.
0:25.0	I was thinking about this the other day and it was kind of getting under my skin a little bit.
0:29.0	I was in the in the Burger King drive-through as one does and this is later at night
0:38.9	is about maybe 30 40 degrees out and there was a homeless fellow that was under the, you know, like in front of
0:48.0	Wells Fargo sometimes that they have like an overhang on the curb. Yeah, he was under the overhang and he had a fire going and it seemed like the fire was contained, but I was worried about like I don't know like the ashes or like that spark coming up touching the building on fire
1:10.4	Please don't tell me that you went up to a homeless man and just put out his fire.
1:14.4	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would never do, I would never do something like that.
1:20.7	Okay, that's what you made it sound like you were going to do.
1:24.0	I'm so sorry.
1:26.0	Just to be a dick.
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