“I GOT DUMPED FOR AN INTERNET GF”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy. Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job. Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting. Check out the entire Australian beach video here: https://youtu.be/ut7j20hrNMU It feels nice to touch giant rocks. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Call from Jen.
0:02.0	Jen. Hello?
0:04.0	Hi.
0:05.0	Jen, is that you?
0:08.0	Yes, this is Jen.
0:10.0	Well, Jen.
0:12.0	It's an honor, a privilege, and an honor to talk to you. How's it going?
0:20.0	Not that great.
0:26.4	Well, do you want to talk about it or do you want to talk about something else to distract from it? I mean, I guess I kind of want to get your
0:32.0	input on it to be honest.
0:35.2	So like I just recently went through a breakup and so this guy I was with for seven years actually left me for someone he says he met online that he met like in two weeks.
0:52.0	And like in two weeks and she actually lives in a different country on top of that so it's kind of like
1:00.7	hard to get over it.
1:12.0	Well, here's the thing when a guy says he met a woman on the internet in a foreign country. There's...
1:13.0	I'm gonna say realistically,
1:15.0	I could give a funnier number,
1:16.0	but I'm gonna give a realistic number.
1:18.0	A 15% chance.
1:22.0	20? 15% chance. 20%
1:25.0	20. 20.
1:28.0	20. people meet each other online pretty frequently these days.
1:31.1	20% chance she's not a real person.
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