I've been getting a lot of questions about what exactly the possessed doll that decided

to live in my house actually looks like.

That's fair.

And I hope that you all haven't been imagining it as like a Barbie or a troll doll, or an

inflatable sex doll, due to my previous lack of physical description.

No, shoot-off was your average one of the male haunted dolls.

The kind of one might see at the estate sale of a creepy stranger, or shoved in the back

of a dusty old antique store.

I think it's made of porcelain and ceramic, but on the expert, it's whatever material

goes clink, but it doesn't break when you accidentally punt it against a wall if you're

sneaking up on you.

The most defining feature of my unusual roommate are the intense green eyes that stare out

of an otherwise childlike face.

They seem out of place above the rosy, chubby cheeks and button nose, whoever designed

the doll must have never seen a human kid in person before and assumed that they look

like babies with the eyes of a traumatized war veteran wearing mascara.

Not the most comforting thing to wake up to, staring at you in the middle of the night,

especially combined with that strange mouth.

I'm trying to find the words to describe the mouth, but it's hard to pinpoint exactly

what makes it so unnerving.

At first glance, the lips just look perched, somewhat disapproving.

Not unusual for a pretty little doll, but if you look closer, there's somehow the suggestion

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