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The Cheesecake's eyes snapped open and surprised.

What? Where am I?

As it surveys its surroundings,

you can see other cheesecakes,

a raid on the table around it.

Guys, where are we?

If we're any of them can reply a stocky sweaty baker

wearing headphones struts into the room,

singing to himself, cutting off all conversation.

He continues to sing as he walks up at the table of cheesecakes and selects to at random.

He hits a severely high note as he drags them over towards himself.

He picks up his cake server and carefully measures out the pieces he wants to cut.

And proceeds to butcher both of them in front of the rest of the cheesecakes who were screaming in horror.

The baker is still singing along to the music, blaring in his headphones, scoops up the garnish.

The internal organs of the butchered cheesecakes and the labels it over the corpses.

He picks them up and he walks out of the kitchen.

The remaining cheesecakes are mute and shaking in terror.

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