My Resignation Will Not Be Tender

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Iliza saw a movie, a listener is being micromanaged, and Hot Scotty REALLY nails the sound effects.

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0:00.0	Lemonada
0:02.0	Ask me! Ask Eliza
0:09.0	Ask Eliza anything.
0:11.0	It's time to ask.
0:13.0	Ask me on your questions.
0:15.0	Leave them in the Instagram.
0:17.0	Comment section.
0:19.0	Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook. We'll see them,
0:24.1	we'll read them, then we'll give you answers. You know it. I've got it. I've got the answer.
0:30.6	The answer. You ask me. Out there you anything. Help, help. Help me. Yesterday, I participated in a
0:42.3	American tradition that I have not participated in since pre-COVID.
0:46.8	Do you eat a hot dog?
0:47.9	No, I'm telling you something.
0:49.1	I'm sorry.
0:49.6	You eat a hot dog.
0:51.3	Why would COVID preclude me from eating a hot dog?
0:54.2	You just got excited. I got excited to guess. Please don't have to pay a hot dog. Why would COVID preclude me from eating a hot dog? I don't know. You just got excited. I got excited to guess. I wanted to be right.
0:59.5	I'd be a ballpark frank. No, I went to the movies. What do you see? I saw Black Bag.
1:06.6	I want to see it. Kate Blanchette. like, I would watch her read a phone book.
1:11.4	Like, she's just so beautiful and so talented.
1:13.9	I should have led with talented.
1:16.7	And it was a 90-minute Steven Soderberg movie.
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