This is an IHeart podcast.

I mean, I don't want to get political, but I'm just telling you, when I'm president, every school that has a spring game gets a massive tax credit.

That's part one of version one, a phase one of my platform.

Spoiler alert, like 80% of my stances just have to do with college football.

We're jam-packed, we're high atop.

A wintry, downtown Nashville, Tennessee, snow-covered again, highs in the lower 20s again. But we push on, as only we would do as a show. The playoff's going to expand. I don't like it, but it's going to expand. So tonight's show is not going to be about whether I like it or not, because I promised you, once we got to this point, I wouldn't re-litigate it every night. However, I think I have found some things that I like. Out of all the available paths, I found one that I like, it's not one that you would think I like. And then I'm going to go full, diabolical, just total and utter sicko mode. And I'm going to present an idea to you. It probably

won't happen, but should it happen? We will discuss. We'll do the ACC program rankings tonight.

I'm trying to fix scheduling in the sport. No one's working with me. I'm trying to do it.

Big 12, a conference that I proudly fly the flag for above this building, has come under

a little bit of an attack, a little bit of slander being thrown the Big 12's way, and they have

come to me and asked me to defend their good honor. So I'll try. I'll try good Alan Jackson song, very underrated. I'll try. We'll see how good I can do.

This also, if you're listening on podcast, Colin, I didn't tell you I was going to do it. This is an

empty bottle. It doesn't even have a label on it. But what was in this bottle was 300 milligrams

of pre-workout. It's caffeine for the layperson.

And I chugged it right before the show. So the vibes should increase substantially over the next

few minutes. And I take little to no blame for what could or couldn't happen because we are

abusing substances on tonight's show. All over the counter, but we are abusing substances on tonight's show all over the counter, but we are abusing

substances. They're watching us in French Camp Mississippi. Bristol, England is tuned in, I'm

told. Sandy Springs, Georgia, Lubbock, Texas. Thank you guys so much. We do college football year

round. Our subscription numbers have been great this week because it's free. All you

have to do is click the button and voila, you're there. And it helps us and it doesn't hurt you

or sign you up for anything. So there you go. Okay. It's a tough time for us all. Why not crack

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