This is an IHeart podcast.

If you watch the show, listen to the show regularly, we can kind of make the normal college football media seem like USA yesterday in a way because a lot of what we talk about here eventually comes to play out in the theater of the mainstream college football media.

So tonight, I'm going to get you guys a good five months ahead of the old-fashioned mainstream narrative.

These schedules this year are a joke.

Specifically looking at you, SEC, no good and well you guys have people tasked with this sort of thing.

These are probably good-hearted folks, salt of the earth, except that I'm holding in my hands some of these schedules for this year.

We're not leading the show with it. I'm going to bury it a little bit deeper.

But my goodness, this is one of those classic, you got one job sort of things.

And even if you guys don't just have one job, you failed at this portion of it.

We're jam-packed, we're high atop.

A transitioning downtown Nashville, Tennessee, still patches of snow on the ground. Yet I'm looking at the app,

and it says 71 degrees for a high day after tomorrow. So, spring, I promised you it'll eventually

get here. I cannot promise you spring games will get here, but I promised you spring would get here.

Happy, happy to be here. Got a lot to talk about tonight. I'm going to engage in some foolish activity. Dare I even say some clickbait activity. I always tell you, if I'm going to clickbait you, I'll let you know. I'm letting you know tonight. I'm going to clickbait you a little bit. But not to start the show. To start the show, we've done a lot of program rankings lately. It dawned on us, we just need to do college football program rankings. So you know how we blend that. And if you don't know, I'll tell you in a second. But we're going to do that. I got to take issue with something one of you said about television executives. These people have no one else to defend them.

I have to speak up a time or two per year. But we'll keep it real in the process. And also,

there is some buzz from a program that is over there in the college football ditch. It's just been

left for dead and it's moving. I see movement in the extremities there, so it's not

quite dead yet. All of that and more. We are jam-packed tonight. They're watching us in Winston-Salem,

North Carolina, Jeffersonville, Indiana, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, and Winchester, Virginia. Thank you

guys so much. Quick programming note as we get into tonight's

show. We're going to have a Tuesday show instead of a Thursday show this week. Why? Because I

have to travel later this week. Don't necessarily think I need to tell you what for, but I am

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