Imagine finding out your parents didn't actually have the jobs you thought they had.

And unlike your friend's parents who had jobs making things for people or helping people,

you found out it was your parents' job to take things from people.

And not only that, but you also discovered they said weird things at work like shiver me timbers.

Well, that would be kind of strange, wouldn't it?

Let's get into it.

LOL Storytime. Truly not a boring time. Glad a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline.

L.O.S. Storytime. Make you laugh at least one time.

Hello.m story. This is the story of big surprises. Hello, Storytime.

This is the story of big surprises,

like finding out your parents aren't who you thought they were.

Ray had always assumed he belonged to a normal family,

a family that did all sorts of normal family things,

like watching family movies together,

going on trips together, eating at restaurants

together, and of course every family's favorite activity, arguing together.

Ray, I've told you five times already to pick your things up off the floor.

But I already picked my things up yesterday.

Yes, and now you have new things on the floor.

But if I pick up today's things, there's just going to be new things on the floor tomorrow.

So what's the point?

Why can't the things just stay on the floor?

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