Aunt Patty - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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In this silly story, we find out what happens when your cheek-pinching, kissy-mark-leaving aunt comes to visit. The answer: a whole lot of embarrassment—the least of which comes from catching her ironing the wrinkles out of your underwear. How does one even deal with an aunt like that?
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | So, what happens when your cheek-pinching, kissy mark leaving aunt comes to watch you while your parents are away? |
| 0:08.2 | We're about to find out. |
| 0:10.6 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:13.6 | LOL Storytime, truly not a boring time. |
| 0:16.5 | Grab a snack and you'll be fine. |
| 0:17.9 | Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:19.3 | LOL Storytime. |
| 0:20.6 | Make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:22.2 | LOL story time. |
| 0:25.9 | This is the story of the people and our families who sometimes make us feel a little bit embarrassed. |
| 0:32.2 | Or in Patti's case, very, very, very embarrassed. |
| 0:41.3 | After Piper and Penelope's parents told them they were going on vacation, |
| 0:46.0 | the girls were over the moon. Their parents hadn't even finished talking before the girls were sprinting to their rooms to pack their bags. We're going on vacation. We're going on vacation. |
| 0:52.0 | Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Penelope grabbed a big pile of clothes and jam them |
| 0:58.0 | into a suitcase. Piper grabbed a big pile of swim gear, including several inflatables in a mermaid tail, |
| 1:04.1 | and jammed them into a suitcase. There was no room left for her clothes, but who wears clothes on |
| 1:09.6 | vacation? Isn't that what swimsuits are for? |
| 1:13.1 | The girls then said farewell to their pets, Dr. Gonzo and Cloudy, |
| 1:16.8 | before jumping into the car. |
| 1:19.0 | I wonder if we'll be taking an airplane, Penelope said to her sister. |
| 1:23.6 | Or maybe a train, suggested Piper. |
| 1:27.0 | Or maybe, continued Penelope. |
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