My Parents Are Pirates Part 2 - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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So you find out your parents are pirates… and then they decide to bring you along on a little “business trip.” Somehow, you get roped into “borrowing” someone else’s treasure and you realize you have a bit of a knack for this whole pirating thing. BUT THEN you wake up to find a girl on another ship pointing a cannon in your direction. Yeesh! What are you supposed to do when that happens? Use your manners and ask her nicely not to blow a hole in your parents’ pirate ship? Find out in Part 2 of last week's story.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | This is part two of last week's story. |
| 0:04.6 | So if you haven't listened to part one, then I'd suggest you go back and start there. |
| 0:08.9 | Unless, of course, you prefer listening to stories in reverse. |
| 0:12.1 | It's cool with me if you do. |
| 0:14.6 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:17.1 | LOL story time. |
| 0:18.6 | Truly not a boring time. |
| 0:20.0 | Glad a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline. LOL story time. not a boring time grab a snack and you'll be fine |
| 0:21.3 | Follow the whole storyline |
| 0:22.7 | LOL story time |
| 0:24.1 | Make you laugh at least one time |
| 0:25.6 | LOL story time |
| 0:27.8 | Isn't it a real pain in the rump |
| 0:31.9 | when you wake up on a pirate ship |
| 0:33.2 | in the middle of the night to see a girl from another ship |
| 0:35.5 | pointing a cannon at your ship |
| 0:37.0 | It's certainly not how I like to wake up on pirate ships Ray had to first in the middle of the night to see a girl from another ship pointing a cannon at your ship? |
| 0:39.9 | It's certainly not how I like to wake up on pirate ships. |
| 0:42.9 | Ray had to first make sure he wasn't dreaming. |
| 0:45.6 | This did, after all, feel very much like a dream. |
| 0:50.5 | But ten painful pinches later, Ray confirmed he was definitely not dreaming. |
| 0:55.3 | He rubbed his sleepy eyes and peeked out the little round window in his cabin one more time. Man, could they seriously not have made these windows any bigger? He grumbled. What gives? |
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