My Not-Not For Profit!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be embarrassed by her own BS, Teresa carries on baiting false hope. Bryan wonders if she has started her own not-not for profit. She has all kinds of tricks of the trade to make herself appear supernatural. But Bryan and Krissy are not buying it. Take a listen as TCB breaks down another cold reading by Teresa! SBF is going to jail...after he gets out on bail Rumba's are taking pics of your boombas It's hard to get your morning movement in privacy when you have kids Kmart was a store once...it might still be a store somewhere? JC Penny is still hanging on by a thread Bryan use to be a JC Penny model 21 EOM stickers are on the way! Krissy forgets to remind herself to bring the notebook so she doesn't forget things! Season 3 has been a black hole of lost ideas Boxers or briefs? Your phone is listening to you! Teresa Caputo is back and failing right through a cold reading LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing show stopping, spectacular, never the same,
0:06.0	totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference,
0:11.6	put it in a blender, shit on it, bomb it on it, eat it, give birth to it.
0:20.4	On this episode of The Commercial Break, try and masturbate to a floral print,
0:25.8	a full-length floral dress with raffles, it just doesn't do it for you.
0:30.4	She's showing me a mother's pocketbook which means make a donation to the Teresa Caputo Foundation,
0:36.8	a non-non-profit.
0:40.1	I've got to get back to piggybacking now, tell my daughter to fuck her!
0:44.6	I ask her about the time I didn't feel good, I'm a man, that's every three days!
0:50.5	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
1:01.7	Ah yeah, Katzakins, welcome back to The Commercial Break, I am Brian Green,
1:04.4	this is my dear friend and beautiful co-host, Kristen Joy Holy best to you, Chris.
1:07.7	Hi, that's you Brian.
1:09.2	And best to you out there in the podcast universe, how the hell are you,
1:11.7	thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break, it's not for everyone,
1:16.4	but Fagnusar Fiction is guaranteed, and 30 seconds or less, you heard it here last,
1:21.0	Sam Bankman Fried, or as we call him, Adam Friedland.
1:27.7	Has been, this will be about a week old, I think, or maybe even more when we release this,
1:31.7	but has been breaking news, is gonna be released on $250 million in bail.
1:38.8	Yeah, now, let me give you a little story, let's start out, he was broke.
1:43.6	Exactly, he said he had $100,000 in his bank and one credit card, with about $75,000 worth of credit.
1:51.4	My dad used to say a couple of things to us that really resonated with me when I was a kid.
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