Rug Skiing Through Life!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dislocated his shoulder the one time he skied on SNOW. He vows to give it a try next time he sees a rug lined mountain! Plus, part 2 of the Teresa Caputo cold reading is reviewed and reveals one bitter, old, prejudice whites lady just trying to make a buck... Prestige nudity is hot in 2022! Men's (mostly fake) members have been all over HBO this year One author thinks its time to stop censoring nudity at any level Bryan debates wether it's a good idea to show the full monty on TV Parental controls are just as confusing for the parents! Bryan volunteers to go full body nude...with help from a prosthesis The new TCB website is almost here Bryan learns to ski on carpet Bryan breaks his clavicle the first and only time skiing on snow It's cold everywhere...including the studio Blue won't leave the studio Teresa Caputo is revealed as a prejudiced old lady in this latest clip LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:13.4	trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma. This is what trauma looks like.
1:22.0	In this episode of The Commercial Break, I was made how I was made and nothing's gonna
1:26.2	change me, but I'm horribly embarrassed about all of it. So I'm saying all the good-looking
1:31.3	people that are on TV, why don't we show their butt holes? I'm not suggesting that we
1:36.7	do it.
1:37.7	Don't you understand that? Are you agreeing with me? Can you give me some money? And you're
1:59.2	a good boy. And even though you said no to all the questions that I asked you, you're still
2:03.4	a good boy.
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