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The Commercial Break

Neat Death Cat, Bro!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory! However, if your a Monster Hunter you can just freely roam around without fear. TCB goes back to one of the fan favorite in Season 3...Mountain Monsters! Bryan and Krissy cannot figure out how to make content lists Bryan decides to clear out some of the lists before Season 4 Time Allen was a blow dealer The anus is a new evolution in human history Disney is having one very bad year! The Star Wars hotel is not the rousing success Disney head hoped Bryan & Krissy get interviews by one very horny reporter Natalie is issued an apology Mountain Monster hunt ANOTHER fanged creature The Cherokee Death Cat is nothing to be trifled with Huck and Buck interview a witness from the X-Games Buck #2 is scared by the Fangled Tooth Tiger! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.

0:07.5

But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.

0:16.0

And breathe.

0:19.6

Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.

0:24.4

Get a quote at minipets.com.

0:28.4

Contitions and exclations apply.

0:30.4

I want, listen, look at me. I want to be chill.

0:35.6

But God has other plans for me.

0:37.8

Okay.

0:39.8

Peace.

0:46.1

On this episode of the commercial break, he didn't ask anything about us.

0:50.7

Basically, he asked us three questions. How did you guys meet? What is your show about?

0:55.2

And would you like to sleep with me and my wife?

0:57.8

What part of the country are you from? The squirrels are nocturnal.

1:03.1

It's hard to find those nuts there in the night.

1:06.7

If there was such thing as a whatever, Cherokee death cat, you would not catch me

1:12.3

ever in the middle of the woods looking for the Cherokee death cat.

1:15.6

You want to know why? It's not a fucking moron.

1:17.6

Instead of being a real death machine, he was a lover.

1:21.0

He sprayed me with a little piss and told me he'd be back to find me.

1:26.1

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:35.2

Yeah, cats, look, it's welcome back to the commercial break.

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