My Neighbors Do It With The Blinds Open

Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Comedy, Society & Culture

5.0 • 661 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week the champagne takes over and causes us to have a full breakdown of why TJ Maxx is a hostile environment. We kick things off with Riley’s attempt at a “new year, new me” era that lasted exactly one treadmill session before he nearly launched himself through the wall and decided the couch was a safer long-term investment. From there, we spiral into Cracker Barrel’s attempted rebrand (which should’ve constituted jail time), why some things should never be modernized, and the deep emotional attachment to biscuits served by someone with at least five stars on their apron. Somewhere in the middle, we debate Landon’s strict office hours, why phone calls feel like a personal attack, and how Riley manages to call 12–14 times a day and still get ignored. There are also strong opinions about never leaving the apartment, DoorDash being a lifestyle choice, and whether opening your blinds counts as going outside. We also get into apartment life, including neighbors who refuse to close their blinds, a dog that sounds like it could end your life, and a bird that won’t shut up. Like seriously y’all what are we doing. Let the guy fly away. And because no topic is too small, we end up in a very heated argument about TJ Maxx, thrift stores, Walmart behavior, and why if you don’t put things back where you found them, you might be the problem. And don’t fret, we answered your burning questions for Cousin Counsel and yet again y’all make us question if you guys have lost your sanity. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel to bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com LETS GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/) Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter) Email - (bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com) Landon Mauk: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@landonmauk) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@landon.mauk) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/) Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933) Produced and Edited by: The Cast Collective (Nashville, TN) YouTube – (‪https://www.youtube.com/@TheCastCollective) Instagram – (https://www.instagram.com/TheCastCollective) TikTok – (https://www.tiktok.com/@castcollective)

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0:00.0	I don't even
0:01.7	I need a damn
0:02.1	for
0:02.7	I need a damn
0:05.0	good
0:06.5	I think I'm a little I think I'm a little drunk. I don't know. Hello everybody. Welcome back to Bloodline Bantor. I'm Riley. And I'm Landon. Hello. So how are you? I'm good. Did you sleep good last night? I did sleep good. My oaring sleep score was like an 84. It was a 60 day before that. Oh, I was
0:39.2	unrested and well I can tell you now I bet you $1,000 mine's going to be below 70. I tossed
0:44.6	and turned all night. Why? What did you know but I didn't go to bed till 2.30? Why? I don't know.
0:49.6	What were you watching? I wasn't watching nothing. I was landing lights to stay up until 3 o'clock in
0:53.9	the morning and watch Netflix for hours and hours and hours with his, with his phone this close to his face. Oh my shit. I don't even know how I'm awake right now. What's your sleep for? 60. Oh, I'm. Well, he might fall out. We might have to give him life-saving intervention right here and for everybody. I tossed and turn on eye and I think it's because I left my bedroom door open.
1:14.7	Last night I planned out my whole day today. I woke up this morning, speaking of that, this is
1:18.9	interesting. I woke up this morning, seven o'clock. Why? Took my dog for a walk. Why? New year
1:25.2	and knew me. And woke up this morning about 7.15, 7 o'clock, took my dog for a walk, came back in.
1:34.4	I got on my clothes and I went down to the gym this morning at 7.30.
1:41.7	Why?
1:42.5	I don't know.
1:43.1	I just kind of felt like I needed to get a couple of steps in to start my day. How many did you get? I don't know, like 1,500. I didn't say very long. And I'll tell you why I didn't say very long. So I'm walking on the treadmill this morning. I actually was jogging on the treadmill. I did like two miles. So I'm sitting there. a long time. I was jogging on the treadmill and as I two miles so oh god that's a long time i was jogging on the treadmill and as i'm winding down that's a distance landed but as i'm as i'm winding down pause two miles is a long time to walk or run well not if you're i mean i know it's a i mean for me. It's like, like, how, like 35 minutes?
2:19.2	Two miles could be like 20 minutes, right?
2:22.0	For someone that's in shape, but don't, it took me like 30 minutes.
2:26.0	Anyways, besides the point, I was walking on the treadmill.
2:29.2	Okay, I got ready to wind down.
2:30.5	You know, I was at a soft-paced jog.
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