Paw at the gaping maw of Farah Fawcett's westward jaw, you jaundest mares.

Welcome to the Blind by podcast.

Before I begin, just a quick word on my UK tour, well my tour of England and Scotland.

So I'm doing a live podcast tour, it's my only big tour of 2025 in Scotland and England this June.

And I know June is four months away, which is a long time. But there's not a lot of tickets

left for this tour and I don't want people being disappointed. So I know it's January,

but if you are coming to any of my gigs in England and Scotland, please get yourself a ticket now.

The dates, it's from June 1st, I'm in Bristol, Cornwall, Sheffield, Manchester, Edinburgh, Glasgow, York, London, Bex Hill and Norwich. If you really want to come to those live podcasts, don't leave it too late because a lot of, a lot of the tickets went at Christmas time. And also my Australian tour, which is in April, I believe. Australia and New Zealand, that's fully sold out like Like months ago and I know loads of you have been

asking me to put on extra dates. I can't unfortunately because that's just not how it works,

especially when you go to Australia. My visa, all that shit, I'm only there for a certain period of

time so apologies to anyone who wasn't able to get tickets for Australia and New Zealand.

But I can't wait.

I can't fucking wait to go to...

To be driving up and down the length of fucking England and Scotland.

In June, it's going to be really gorgeous.

I think I'm looking forward to York most

because I've never been there and its unique Viking history.

And also please suggest guests.

If there's someone you want me to speak to or think I'd have good crack with in the respective

cities that I mentioned, give me a shout on Instagram, Blind by Boat Club, and let me know

who you'd like me to talk to as a guest.

And if you'd like to nominate yourself, if you're doing

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