Stand abreast of Heston Blumenthal's professional testicles, you spectacled Emmets.

Welcome to the Blind Boy podcast.

If this is your first episode, consider going back and listening to an earlier episode

to familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast.

Thank you for the wonderful feedback for last week's podcast where I spoke to Mankan, Megan.

That was actually supposed to be this week's podcast.

Because last night, I was gigging in Ficker Street.

Sold out gig, absolutely magnificent night.

A lovely calm Monday night audience. But usually, usually I don't record a podcast

the day after a live podcast because I was up on stage last night for like three hours

talking into a microphone. So my voice might be a little bit scratchy this week but the reason I put out

the podcast interview with Mankan last week was because my fucking office my office where I record

my podcasts it's just started to get really really busy about October, there's just loads of people coming

into work in my office. I'm guessing it's because businesses are cracking down on work from home,

but my office is now an incredibly noisy place where it's really difficult for me to record

my podcast. Just because there's loads of

people walking around the hallways and banging doors and talking. So I couldn't record a podcast

fee last week, not a monologue podcast. But right now, I'm in the middle of moving my office.

I'm going to move my office to a much quieter part of the building, to a floor where there's

fuck all people. It's a much smaller office, but there's a window. There's a window where I can

look out on Limerick City. So hopefully in a week's time, I'd be recording podcasts and writing

while looking out a window that has a view. And if you're a writer, you'll understand

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