My Legal Pony

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Becky says her friend Nancy's Shetland ponies are ill-mannered. Nancy disagrees and says they're perfect just as they are. Who's right?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.4	This week, my legal pony. Nancy brings the case against her good friend, Becky.
0:10.5	Nancy keeps a herd of Shetland ponies as pets and thinks they're perfect just as they are.
0:14.9	Becky calls the ponies, ill-mannered. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.
0:20.5	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:24.0	Tete du chevala, you ready to order?
0:27.5	I am, but I have one question about something on the menu.
0:31.2	What is spicy pony head?
0:35.1	Oh, this is a pony head, but spicy. Imagine a pony without a body.
0:43.5	I know what a pony is. I just...
0:46.8	Spicy. It's a make your mouth on fire.
0:50.3	No, I know what spicy is, too. It's just that when I see a pack animal on the menu of a restaurant,
0:54.6	I said a lot to food. We also have a dame pony head. This is one half pony head.
1:02.4	No, I don't want a dame pony head. I don't want any pony head. I try not to eat things that I
1:08.0	would ride at the fair. Oh, so you would not eat a monkey? I wouldn't ride a monkey.
1:13.7	Okay. Tete du chevala. Look, you know what? Just bring me a flank steak, medium rare, side salad,
1:25.2	blue cheese. Spicy pony head flank steak, salad, blue cheese, we...
1:29.6	Wait, what did you just say?
1:32.7	Cheese. No, before that.
1:38.0	No, you said spicy pony head. Are all of your steak spicy pony head meat?
1:43.6	It's not all of the steaks. It depends on what sufficient man's brings.
1:47.2	Oh, it's a seafood. Like a pony fish or a seahorse.
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