We're back! We're back! It's the distraction! I'm drooled! That's rough! How you doing,

rough? I'm good, man. How are you? How was your vacation? It was good. I spent one

half of the week in Boston, uh, touring, taking my kid around colleges and doing all the

college stuff, which is very exciting when you're a parent because you're not the one

who has to fucking apply. It's like, oh, all I have to do is pay for it. Like, oh,

lucky me. And then the second half of the week, I was with my folks. And I love my folks.

They're great to be around, but my folks are definitely the people, kind of people who

like, you cannot watch television with them because if I turn on the television within

five seconds, no matter what the programming is, I'm going to hear, who's this guy? Like,

that's what's going to happen. And then I'm like, fuck, they're just going to talk all

the way through. Like, it's, it's like the worst MST 3K you've ever watched. It's just

a roasting gym dance. Absolutely not going to do it. Hey, our guests this week, it's normal

gossip post Kelsey McKinney. Oh my goodness gracious. Hello guys. How's it going? How are

you? I'm, you know, I'm doing fine. I'm glad to be here. I'm glad to see you both.

Did, uh, did you tour colleges last week? Are you excited to be going to the real to

finally be going to college? Um, yes. It's gonna be huge for you because this is, you

know what you're gonna look back on these years at some point. And you're going to think

of them as the, you know, the happiest time of your life. I think so. Nothing to do, but

read books and record podcasts. I'll have no money. Be stressed about getting a job.

It'll be thrilling. Your diet when you look back on it is going to be like 79% beans.

Yeah. It's going to be really bad. Yes. It's going to be a lot of tacos that cost one

dollar. Kelsey McKinney, the third season of your show, Normal Gossip, just started this

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