Distraction Spring Break!!
The Distraction: A Defector Podcast
Defector Media
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
This episode is just like Spring Breakers, except both Drew and Roth have white dreadlocks. It’s a full spread of your favorites: spring break memories, commenters’ worst drinks ever assembled, and both voicemail and written Funbag questions!
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Stuff We Talked About
- https://defector.com/season-of-the-oaf-with-ken-pomeroy?commentID=43f8e58f-3ac5-470b-a770-8d97c1216415
- https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/eli_manning_leaves_everyone_confused_with_sloppy_joes_photo/s1_127_33544961
- https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/magazine/the-best-sandwich-ever.html
Sponsors
- Wildgrain, where you can get $30 off the first box plus free Croissants in every box using code DISTRACTION at Wildgrain.com/DISTRACTION
Credits
- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth
- Producer: Eric Silver
- Editor: Brandon Grugle
- Production Services & Ads: Multitude
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About The Show
From Defector Media: Former Deadspin writers Drew Magary and David Roth should really stick to sports. Sure, their new indie sports podcast will break down the week in sports: the Mets grounding into quadruple plays, NBA players getting testy on the court and horny on Instagram, Bill Belichick cutting 80% of his roster just to keep himself interested, horrifying takes from sports talk radio that need to be broken down, etc. But these two men and their guests will have their fair share of off-the-field issues they’ll also have to address: stupid Funbag questions, bad tweets from bad people, pointless food arguments, and even less. Every week is a VERY long week these days. We could all use a little Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We're back, we're back, it's the distraction. |
| 0:04.1 | Spring Break distraction, party on, Roth. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, but party on Drew, didn't expect that part. |
| 0:11.2 | So, shape that with a whole different thread of IP there, |
| 0:15.1 | but it's good to be on Spring Break with you. |
| 0:17.3 | I'm so happy that you were willing to rent a houseboat |
| 0:20.5 | on Lake Powell with me and six guys I'm in a frat with. |
| 0:23.5 | When I was in college, I never got to do |
| 0:26.6 | the MTV Spring Break thing and I was raised on MTV. |
| 0:30.2 | So, I was under the impression that I was missing out |
| 0:33.3 | on just the greatest free orgy that could ever be, |
| 0:37.6 | that could ever exist. |
| 0:39.0 | So, when I was the year after I got to high college, |
| 0:43.4 | my friend booked us a trip to Cancun. |
| 0:46.8 | And I was like, fuck yeah, I'm finally going to Cancun. |
| 0:49.2 | We got Drake, we got Lades, we got Fuck Awesome, Sweet. |
| 0:52.6 | Yeah, and he booked the trip. |
| 0:55.2 | And then I met the woman who had become my wife before that |
| 0:58.6 | and who was like, oh, I have a girlfriend now. |
| 1:01.2 | So, we're going to Cancun, but I can't actually get Lades |
| 1:03.6 | because I have a girlfriend, I'm gonna be loyal to her. |
| 1:06.6 | And so, then we have to go through Logan |
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