Allergy Talk! with Lauren Theisen
The Distraction: A Defector Podcast
Defector Media
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Defector’s own Lauren Theisen joins Drew and Roth because [Drew sings the NHL 94 organ music] the NHL playoffs are here again! We get the essential information: most fun team, most annoying team, most hateable coach, and much more. And as always, Guy of the Week and the Funbag!
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Credits
- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth
- Producer: Eric Silver
- Editor: Brandon Grugle
- Production Services & Ads: Multitude
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About The Show
From Defector Media: Former Deadspin writers Drew Magary and David Roth should really stick to sports. Sure, their new indie sports podcast will break down the week in sports: the Mets grounding into quadruple plays, NBA players getting testy on the court and horny on Instagram, Bill Belichick cutting 80% of his roster just to keep himself interested, horrifying takes from sports talk radio that need to be broken down, etc. But these two men and their guests will have their fair share of off-the-field issues they’ll also have to address: stupid Funbag questions, bad tweets from bad people, pointless food arguments, and even less. Every week is a VERY long week these days. We could all use a little Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We're back, we're back! |
| 0:03.1 | It's a distraction, I'm true, that's rough, how you doing, rough? |
| 0:06.4 | I'm good, you know, I have allergies, but I'm good. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm alive, I just feel bad. |
| 0:11.0 | It is, it's allergy talking season, you don't, |
| 0:13.4 | you can't go anywhere without people talking about that. |
| 0:15.0 | How are you so obvious? |
| 0:15.8 | How are you, how are you, how are you, how those pipes? |
| 0:17.8 | I remain convinced my wife has bads, |
| 0:19.9 | hey fever allergies and like many allergies, |
| 0:22.8 | like at this point, like it's better to just figure out |
| 0:24.8 | what she's not allergic to than the other way around. |
| 0:27.6 | And I'm convinced that she gave me seasonal allergies |
| 0:29.6 | because I never had them before I got married. |
| 0:32.2 | And now like April comes around and I'm like, |
| 0:34.8 | why am I so dry and itchy, it's so annoying. |
| 0:37.9 | I must be doing too many drugs. |
| 0:40.2 | This is just you being a good ally. |
| 0:41.8 | I think it's really touching that you would do that. |
| 0:43.9 | Then I got like, she has eggs in my eye, |
| 0:46.4 | I got eggs in my eye, I only had that one up to her, |
| 0:48.1 | I was like, you see what you did? |
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