My Friend DEMANDS I BREAK UP with my GIRLFRIEND so SHE can DATE ME INSTEAD
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My awkward friend is demanding and begging me to please break up with my current girlfriend. |
| 0:05.5 | As she feels that she would be a better girlfriend for me, despite the fact that I find her creepy |
| 0:10.2 | and am still very much in love with my girlfriend. |
| 0:13.2 | And when she tried to kiss me in front of my girlfriend, all of a sudden, things went |
| 0:17.0 | from bad to worse. |
| 0:18.5 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:19.5 | So I befriended an awkward classmate from a class in university, and we were pretty good |
| 0:24.0 | friends. |
| 0:25.0 | She managed to also slowly become friends with a few of my friends from my friend group. |
| 0:29.6 | And often comes to hang out with us. |
| 0:31.6 | On her side of things, myself as well as my friends from that group are the only real |
| 0:36.2 | friends that she has on campus. |
| 0:38.3 | Now I've been dating my girlfriend since freshman year, and since she has her own friend |
| 0:42.5 | group, hanging out and finding our time is a bit difficult. |
| 0:45.8 | But we have managed it pretty well. |
| 0:47.7 | Recently with finals on our heads, I only really hung out with my girlfriend in my free time, |
| 0:52.6 | and we typically spend that time in the library, where we like to do our own thing and we |
| 0:56.5 | just like to study together. |
| 0:57.9 | I don't know why or how this came up, but one day after finals, when we finally hung |
| 1:03.0 | out for a little bit, the girl I befriended will call her Sarah, that's not her real name, |
| 1:07.6 | confided in me that she has never had a boyfriend, and wants me to be her first boyfriend. |
| 1:13.2 | And when I heard that, I was shocked to say the least. |
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