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Yes, this is an evergreen episode, but that doesn't make the takes any less hot! Iliza and Emily debate meal trains and weigh in on talking to an ex's brother.

My Clog Is Powerful

leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook

we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it

I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me

Oh no help help help me! Okay so we're recorded Help!

Okay, so we're recording. I have my Dwight Shrut hair, my bangs, because I got up this morning and didn't do anything. And I was talking to my mom on the phone I said oh I'm recording with

Eliza today and she said we are you gonna fix your hair? And I said no and she's like but

you're Eliza's gonna see you it's on camera, right? I was like, yeah, and she's,

and you're gonna leave your bag, it's like that,

like a gas, like so horrified that I would do this to you.

I mean, we're basically a married couple,

like you were with me, like the moment I found out I'd had a miscarriage like it's okay if I see your bangs weird that they're sticking straight because they weren't I saw my friend yesterday and they weren't great and they're like okay you look like this for us that's

Just be grateful that you have straight hair because as someone with curly hair and not bangs on purpose but just like broken short

hairs in the front at least yours are manageable when you've got curly short like

natural bangs like there's just no you can't put them behind your ears

you can't take it's just just be grateful your hair straight and I hate one girls

Everyone deserves that best friend who delivers blunt advice with impunity. Comedian, writer, and actor Iliza Shlesinger is that friend. She has built a cult-like following of listeners seeking her hilarious take on their problems. Every week, people submit their burning questions to the show, with topics ranging from bad coworkers, psychotic bridesmaids, and a mother-in-law who won't move out to faking an accent and diarrhea etiquette. Iliza's answers range from wise and heart-felt to rage-fueled and off-the-wall. She enjoys nothing more than giving incisive life advice to total strangers, sometimes with a celebrity guest in tow. It's always entertaining, so go ahead: Ask Iliza Anything.

0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me on your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram,
0:11.0	comment section
0:13.4	leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook
0:17.0	we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it
0:21.8	I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me
0:26.5	out yeah you're getting me!
0:28.8	Oh no help help help me! Okay so we're recorded Help!
0:40.0	Okay, so we're recording. I have my Dwight Shrut hair, my bangs, because I got up this morning and didn't do anything. And I was talking to my mom on the phone I said oh I'm recording with
0:42.8	Eliza today and she said we are you gonna fix your hair? And I said no and she's like but
0:49.8	you're Eliza's gonna see you it's on camera, right? I was like, yeah, and she's,
0:54.0	and you're gonna leave your bag, it's like that,
0:55.8	like a gas, like so horrified that I would do this to you.
1:00.2	I mean, we're basically a married couple,
1:02.3	like you were with me, like the moment I found out I'd had a miscarriage like it's okay if I see your bangs weird that they're sticking straight because they weren't I saw my friend yesterday and they weren't great and they're like okay you look like this for us that's
1:13.7	okay but you're gonna fix it for Eliza.
1:17.2	Just be grateful that you have straight hair because as someone with curly hair and not bangs on purpose but just like broken short
1:24.3	hairs in the front at least yours are manageable when you've got curly short like
1:31.3	natural bangs like there's just no you can't put them behind your ears
1:35.8	you can't take it's just just be grateful your hair straight and I hate one girls
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My Clog Is Powerful

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