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I Hate A Creamy Experience

leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook

we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it

I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me

This time next week, I will be the mother of a son. Don't jinx it.

What if that baby is still in there in two weeks?

No, that would be horrific for everyone. I told you what Michelle said, right?

No. Best friend. It's a woman, married to a woman, and they're very, very liberal, very, you know, all the things that you associate with Austin

and all the things that I also stand for.

But I was like, forever ago, I was like, I'm having a boy and she's like well we don't know that I'm like we do

It's the doctor confirmed she's like well we'll have to see I'm like nope we we know it's a boy I think for a couple of years you can you can assume as a boy and then I'll tell you

what I will stay out of your family and your children's right to gender affirming care and everyone else can stay out of mind.

If my kid is a boy and I call him a boy and one day he's like I'm a girl then we'll

talk about it then but don't come for me because a doctor said there's a

penis and I'm like oh a boy that's problematic relax I'm not the enemy

okay but just having her be like we don't know know that. I'm like, if it was a girl, you'd be like, oh my

Everyone deserves that best friend who delivers blunt advice with impunity. Comedian, writer, and actor Iliza Shlesinger is that friend. She has built a cult-like following of listeners seeking her hilarious take on their problems. Every week, people submit their burning questions to the show, with topics ranging from bad coworkers, psychotic bridesmaids, and a mother-in-law who won't move out to faking an accent and diarrhea etiquette. Iliza's answers range from wise and heart-felt to rage-fueled and off-the-wall. She enjoys nothing more than giving incisive life advice to total strangers, sometimes with a celebrity guest in tow. It's always entertaining, so go ahead: Ask Iliza Anything.

0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me on your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram,
0:11.0	comment section
0:13.4	leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook
0:17.0	we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it
0:21.8	I've got it I've got the answer the answer you ask me
0:26.5	out yeah you're getting me!
0:28.8	Help! Help! Help!
0:37.0	This time next week, I will be the mother of a son. Don't jinx it.
0:38.0	What if that baby is still in there in two weeks?
0:41.0	No, that would be horrific for everyone. I told you what Michelle said, right?
0:45.1	No. Best friend. It's a woman, married to a woman, and they're very, very liberal, very, you know, all the things that you associate with Austin
0:58.0	and all the things that I also stand for.
1:00.5	But I was like, forever ago, I was like, I'm having a boy and she's like well we don't know that I'm like we do
1:05.9	It's the doctor confirmed she's like well we'll have to see I'm like nope we we know it's a boy I think for a couple of years you can you can assume as a boy and then I'll tell you
1:16.2	what I will stay out of your family and your children's right to gender affirming care and everyone else can stay out of mind.
1:24.9	If my kid is a boy and I call him a boy and one day he's like I'm a girl then we'll
1:30.0	talk about it then but don't come for me because a doctor said there's a
1:34.0	penis and I'm like oh a boy that's problematic relax I'm not the enemy
1:40.4	okay but just having her be like we don't know know that. I'm like, if it was a girl, you'd be like, oh my
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I Hate A Creamy Experience

Ask Iliza Anything

Iliza Shlesinger & Earwolf

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