The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Monday, back away, but long Monday.

For those tuning in that didn't hear all the pre-pro we just did, this is our third

take at Kick-A-Golf the Show. Can you, perfect, can you recap for me the last two takes?

The first one was a botched attempt to make a joke about Earth Hour, and the second one was a far

too soon joke about the passing of Elizabeth Taylor. It wasn't a joke or some memorial.

What kind of show is this? I was checked, I checked the iTunes and it's said comedy.

I was laughing. This is my brother, my brother meets an advice show for the modern era.

We take your questions and we turn them into wisdom. My name is Justin McElroy. I'm your oldest

brother. My name is Travis McElroy and I'm your middle-est brother. My name is Christopher McElroy

and I'm the baby. No, it's adorable. Just couldn't be cuter. Pantsy's cheeks. Let's get right into it.

Hey question, is it acceptable to secretly eat my roommates hot pockets? If I do more than my

fair share of the household chores, thanks for your help. Always hungry. I like that she lives in

an economy where work equals hot pockets. I did a lot of work. That's about two and a half hot

pockets. Travis, can you explain to me what you assume this hot pocket burglar is female?

How did you make that joke? I don't know. It's like in Spanish where certain words have an

inherent sexuality. That's what this is. You're saying it's hot pockets, right? Yeah, hot pockets is

I don't get that. Are you saying women are genetically... I forgot to steal hot pockets. Yes.

Yes. I forgot that Travis also refers to vaginas as hot pockets. Almost exclusive.

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