The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Welcome to my brother, my brother, me. This week we're all about the super moon.

What's up? It's not the moon in a half. I got used to a certain level of, I became a custom

to a certain level of moon. But now, like the standard, it's a, it changes the paradigm

for moon, for moon paradigms. For me, personally, it was like that one scene from Bruce Almighty,

where he pulls the moon down, and then he starts kissing on Jennifer Aniston.

This is just an hour. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I just want you to know, I've been

meaning to say something for a while. I'm starting to worry about the amount of Bruce Almighty references

you make. Like it's starting to be like a constant stream of Bruce Almighty. I have to relate this

Bruce Almighty story to you guys. When the super moon happened, my bride, my wife looked at it,

and Sydney said, that looks like a, they're not saying that scene in Bruce Almighty. And I told her

I hadn't seen it. And she proceeded to over the next seven minutes relate the entire plot of

Bruce Almighty to me. I never, I never said, uh-huh, do tell, tell me more. Like the whole plot,

and at the end, I said, well, that was everything that happens in Bruce Almighty. I got to tell you

what's so surprising to me about that story, Justin. I'm surprised not that your wife went

through the pants to tell you what happens, but that it took her seven whole minutes. I know.

Well, there's a lot of power. He gets god powers from from Morgan Freeman, and he fucks up with

them, and then he gives them back. He learns lessons. Yeah, Noah, you're ignoring the lessons,

though. This, she went into some of the specific lessons that he picked up along the way.

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