The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Ladies and gentlemen, as promised, and I think it was a deep cut, that would be like episode 38, I think, it was back there.

No, it was like episode 3, it was like episode 8, we have as promised the godfather of deep singing rock music.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tom Weitz.

Now Tom, first of all, how the fuck did you hear about this show? Because you're super famous and busy all the time.

Right, when I was playing the role of the engineer in a film called The Book of Eli with Mr. Danza Washington, he said...

I fell out of a deep voice, sir.

There's another deep voice fellow. He said to me, there's going to be a podcast that's going to start in a few months, and you are really going to want to get into it.

Well, let's explain, because before we did this as an independent venture, we tried to get it greenlit at the end of the video.

It's called Denzel.

Denzel, right, and he said, Justin, there's going to be an advice show for the modern era.

There's going to be three brothers, basically, they're going to take those questions, and they're going to turn them into wisdom.

It'll be like Alchemy, and I said, that's a good line. You should send it to him.

Yeah, everything you say on this show, if you think it's funny, just send a thank you letter to Denzel Washington.

He said it was the first to be doing it.

Which you should be doing anyways.

Yeah, you should.

Yeah, just to tell him that you appreciate him.

Thomas, can we get a maybe a few bars of your favorite song that you did?

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