My Brother, My Brother and Me 46: Todd 'N Tony Stew

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2011

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, we take a short victory lap for the successes and triumphs of the Maximum Fun Drive. Actually, we don't take an actual lap, as we're all pretty out of shape, and that would make for some pretty bad radio. Just know that when we talk about Tyra Banks as a Street Fighter, we're doing so with victorious vim. Suggested talking points: Squatters' rights, Love me like Jerry, George Lopez: The Chair, Eeney-Meeney, Veggiefriends, Cool.com, Eyebraushes, The Power of Love, Bathtub Broth

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello heroes. Those who have followed us through the veil, through the void, and have come out on the
0:53.0	other end as champions. You have completed the Maximum Fund drive for 2011, and we reached our
1:00.3	goal with the help of you and you and you and you and you. But not that guy in the back.
1:05.9	Not you. Fuck that guy. Damn it, Tave. Just once. Just once pitch in. Did you say, did you say
1:13.8	Tave? Tave. My friend Tave. Was that short for Tavin? It's short for Tavian. Actually, Tave
1:21.6	Shen. It's like a, I'm actually, I can't be mad at that guy. That poor guy with that poor name.
1:26.0	Emma, listen, the English, the teacher of the community college isn't paying the bills like it used to.
1:31.9	No. Taves. Taves. Just likes to listen to the show. Who can blame him? This is my brother,
1:37.1	my brother. Me to invite show for the modern era. He's listening to us. So he knows how to improve his
1:41.9	own situation. So he'll be fiscally in a position to help out next year when we call upon his, his
1:50.0	aid. But let's not dwell on that. Let's dwell on right now when I am Justin McAroy.
1:54.2	And I am Travis McAroy. And right now I am Griffin McAroy. For the foreseeable future, this is my
2:00.8	brother, my brother, me. So let's get right to the wisdom. So if I, a dude, goes into the bathroom
2:06.8	and all the urinals are taken, socially acceptable in working order or otherwise, what am I supposed to do?
2:12.7	Wait around for urinal to become available. Go outside again and try later. Take a stall.
2:18.3	If I take a stall, should I close and or lock the doors? Much obliged. Potally harm.
2:25.1	Why wouldn't you close the door? I don't know. Just it's like you're sort of claiming that as your own,
2:34.3	as your property, you're you're staking your claim. And maybe you take a wide dominant stance.
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