The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Charlie Sheen reference. You can do better than that.

Everybody else is doing it. Something about a warlock. I would like to change the title of our show,

and I've been thinking about this really hard to Sheen Tovention. What do we do? What do we do in

a Sheen Tovention? Basically, we just we cry out to Charlie Sheen and tell him how his lifestyle

is hurting us personally. Yeah, I don't care if you destroy yourself with drugs, Charlie.

Just stop saying such cool things that my brother and my brother meet in a

device show for the modern era. Can't keep up. Do you know my favorite thing about the Charlie Sheen

Secondly, Freakout? What's going on right now? My very favorite thing about it. Is that he's

finally openly talking about how he wants to make Major League 3, but it's like, Don Dei already made

Major League 3, and it has caught Bacala in it, but I guess he doesn't accept Major League 3. That's not canon.

It's not canonical. Sorry Bacala. I worry about how this is affecting that fat little kid.

No, I'm not a Major League fan, so I'm going to take your word that there's a fat little kid.

By the way, guys, that scene in being John Malkovich is like,

triply awesome now. How great is that scene where he's hanging out with Charlie Sheen?

Now that would be even crazier as if you think that's when it flipped. That's what it flipped.

Now it's even like it's like triple. Hi, work my brother, my brother meet in a

Vice Show for the modern era. I'm your host Justin McAroy. I'm another host Travis McAroy.

And I am yet another host Griffin McAroy. So this is our our our fund our fund drive. Is that

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