The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

It's time for the record. You don't get anything for free in this world.

And we are cutting you off. This is no exception.

It's forever so it's in. The bill is due. The bill is due, bitches.

It's my brother, my brother, and me. And if I show for the moderate era, welcome to the

go to pay the piper. To pay the piper sluts. Welcome to the greatest pledged episode ever.

This is the best little, the best little pledge episode in Texas is what we're calling this.

This is my brother, my brother, we get an advice show for the moderate era. I am just McElroy your

oldest brother. I'm Travis McElroy and we want your money. If you want to know my name, it's going

to cost you like two bucks. It's actually it's Griffin. It's a if you want that last name

for real two bucks. So we've got a big episode for you lots of fun. Juicy. It's it's it's

right. It's sagging with rich with juices. Let's dump this melon.

Thump this melon like Gallagher too. I live with my boyfriend. When I get home from work,

I like to pretty quickly change into comfy at home clothing. But John Pants are yoga pants and a

t-shirt or some sort. Usually this comfy closing is baggier and less flattering than when I wear

for being out in public. That's why it's comfy. And I slowly, but surely ruining my relationship and

killing my boyfriend's attraction to me by spending so much time probably the majority of our time

together in slouchy clothing. Thanks sweats in the city. That's the best. That's a good one.

I mean, of course you are right. But I have good news. It's an expectations game. You're playing

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