The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

The big game is done and as predicted, the favorites came out on top. We were there for every play,

every catch, every kick, every run, every catch run, where you catch it and then run it.

That's talking about the puppy bowl, right? The puppy bowl was scintillating, but all we could think

was how can we make this a little bit wiser. Why do we think this way? Because we're my brother,

my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era. I am your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm the middle-less brother, Travis McElroy. I'm the baby, Griffin.

I'm a little skimp. Who do you guys? Who are we picking?

Well, since we watched the game last night, I got to say from the beginning, I believed in

insert winning team here. I really knew that their quarterback, I don't know either of their names,

could do it. Really? You don't know. You don't know either of us. The Rathus Burger is one of them.

Rathus Burger, good. Travis. And catch touchdown.

Right, I like that one. Yeah. Pigskin, Pete, the run quarterback. Brock Yardgain.

I'm here speaking for athlete cream. We put on our hands and feet to make you run harder and

catch harder. I'm going to make an actual prediction. If it comes true, I want people to think I'm

some sort of like mad sports prophet. I'm going to say Packers by 16, but all 16 points are from

safeties. Wow. What are they going to get eight safeties in a row because the the Steelers are just going

to like, they're just going to lose their shit. I'm actually going to predict Steelers, but because

the Packers are a no show. The Packers don't show up. Yeah, they just don't show up. And I was like,

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