The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Love is in the air.

And love smells like the windscreen on a microphone, though that made us me the windscreen on my microphone.

Hi, I'm Justin McElroy, the co-brother co-host and co-provacator of my brother, my brother,

me and advice show for the moderate era. I'm Travis McElroy and I am a co-host and co-privateer as well.

Oh, Griff, what's wrong?

Neon, I mean, nothing, I guess.

No, come on, don't keep it inside. A feeling locked inside is poison for your mind. That's what I always

say. Hey, I just, I didn't want to know before you talk about your crushing loneliness.

We had to record the centrist twice and I did the same windscreen bit before and I thought it was

so good that I decided to stick with it. It wasn't like I think of the moment that I came up with.

That's like the second time I decided that that would be good enough.

You actually even giggled at it this time. This time it ramped up.

It really got through me. It really jumped up in there. Griffon Valentine's Day was created by

a greeting card. Think about it. I am thinking about it. Here's my stance on it.

Jewish people could start. They don't get sat around Christmas, right?

They will A because they're so occupied with candle nights but B like you know,

they got no dog in that race. Yeah, no dog in that particular race. I get it.

You know what, Griffon, you're lonely all the time. You shouldn't let the corporations

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