My Brother, My Brother and Me 40: Fresh Out of Aardvarks

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2011

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In a weird twist, we've decided to spend time this episode to actually provide our listeners with practical advice. You know, things you'll use every day -- like phone etiquette, or tips for naming your Chinchilla breeding business. Suggested talking points: The Sandiego Slip, Wizard Pizza, PCP Juice, Minus Tephen, Doing the Deed, Vine-Ripened, Chin Deep

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:45.1	Does anybody remember laughter?
0:47.7	That's one of my favorite lines from the hip movie, almost famous. I remember laughing.
0:52.8	It was just one Monday ago when I listened to my brother and my brother and me, but the sun
0:57.2	has gone around the earth seven times. Is that it? That's how it goes, and we're back for another
1:03.6	episode of Jucks, Jucks and Jorks and Jucks and Jorks and Mighty Ducks, and I'm Mighty Ducks.
1:13.0	This is my brother and my brother and me. It's an advice show for the modern era. I am Justin McElroy.
1:21.3	I'm Travis McElroy. I'm Griffin McElroy. So our show is that you ask us things, and then we take
1:28.0	those things, and we make you sound smarter by giving you the answers to all your problems.
1:34.8	So let's get right into the answers to the problems. I get ultra nervous around famous people.
1:42.0	How could I work through my fear and build up enough courage to talk to Felicia Day or Bruce Campbell
1:47.7	at the Chicago Comic Con this year? That's from Chasm and Row.
1:54.4	The easy answer is you don't. Don't do that. What do you need with this?
1:59.2	What do you have to say to people like them? Do you have to say it's so much cooler than yours?
2:04.7	Well, the thing is it's win-win though. What are you going to say to them where they're
2:10.3	going to Bruce Campbell is going to make the decision not to hang out with you anymore?
2:16.0	What have you got to lose? Travis is really the one to be answering this question.
2:20.8	Because we usually, if we see a celebrity or something, what we do is we tell Travis to go talk.
2:26.0	Yeah. Oh god. Yeah. He's our envoy to the stars.
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