My Brother, My Brother and Me 33: Bramblepelt

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2010

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

As the temperature drops, your physiological need for wisdom increases exponentially. That's a scientific fact. Warm up your cold, unenlightened bones with a hot flood of genuine ad-vice, why don't you? It's got the rejuvenating heat of a fresh cup of cocoa, only it won't make your mouth feel all gommy after you drink it.Suggested talking points: Creepin', The Even Longer Con, On the DL, Daily Penis Briefing, Have Mercy, Methspresso, A Bad Scene, Troutleap, Friendtimacy

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.2	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know
0:16.4	how cool they are for listening.
0:18.4	What's up you cool baby?
0:20.4	If you change your mind, I'm the first king of life, I'm the first king of freedom,
0:26.9	and you chance on me.
0:29.9	If you need me, let me know, gonna be your round.
0:33.9	If you got your place to go, and you feel it now.
0:38.9	If you're all alone, when I'm breathing, where's that long?
0:44.9	It's beginning to walk along the line, the bridge's down.
0:48.9	Keep it going.
0:58.9	See something about Holly.
1:05.9	No, it's not how, take a look.
1:09.9	Five and ten.
1:11.9	But it's a parody on writing.
1:13.9	Oh, I see.
1:14.9	I haven't said, you are listening once again.
1:19.9	That is.
1:20.9	Two.
1:21.9	And it is not a sin.
1:23.9	Okay.
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