My Brother, My Brother and Me 32: The Minnesota Pincher

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2010

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Justin was inconsiderate enough to be sick during our usual record day, so the episode's late today. Don't be mad at us. Be mad at Justin's wimpy-ass white blood cells. Also, we hope you had a really fantastic Thanksgiving.Suggested talking points: Prius Promise, raw fire, three bowling date rule, penit pills, OG Water, vigilante parking justice, green packaging

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	If you change your mind, I'm the first to change your mind.
0:24.0	I'm the first to change your mind. I'm the first to change your mind.
0:27.0	If you change your mind, if you need me, let me know, gonna be around.
0:33.0	If you got your place to go, when you're feeling down.
0:39.0	If you're all alone, when I'm breathing, birds have long enough.
0:44.0	Every day is a gift.
0:46.0	From this particular Monday, you open up the gift, what you found inside IS.
0:52.0	It's my brother, my brother, me, the vice show for the modern era.
0:59.0	I didn't want wisdom. I want to bop it.
1:02.0	I got you bop it on the two day delivery that will be here tomorrow.
1:08.0	You always say that, I never believe this.
1:10.0	You always say bop it and never come.
1:12.0	I got you bop it and a p-touch labeler and you're ruining Christmas right now.
1:16.0	I don't want that bullshit bop it with the extra shit, like flick it and spin it.
1:20.0	I want the original twist, pull, and bop.
1:23.0	That's, I only need the three commands.
1:26.0	That was my bad, I got you bop it.
1:31.0	Which was a different game altogether, much more unpleasant.
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