My Brother, My Brother and Me 34: Make it Magic

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2010

⏱️ 53 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Well, you're here, and we're here, so we might as well just do this thing. C'mon. We've only got about 50 minutes to save the world through the power of heartfelt advice, and also the power of saying a bunch of stuff we don't mean.Suggested talking points: Global snow, In Vino Veritas, Still Waters, Fight or Flight, Love Cleanse, Emily Wall Post, Biblebot, The You're Wrong Daily

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	If you change your mind, I'm the first king of lines.
0:24.0	On the empty free, take a chance of me.
0:29.0	If you need me, let me know, gonna be your brown.
0:34.0	If you got your place to go, when you're free and down.
0:39.0	If you're all alone, when I'm breathing, where are the seven long ones?
0:44.0	The other outside may indeed be frightful, feeling under location.
0:49.0	There's only one thing more frightful than that, and that's eight years.
0:53.0	So, come sit by the fire of wisdom, the delightful fire of wisdom with my brother and me.
1:01.0	Tosy over here.
1:03.0	What?
1:04.0	It's really crackling over here.
1:05.0	Oh, crackle, crackle, crackle, fully, fully, fully.
1:09.0	This is my brother and brother, me.
1:11.0	It's an advice show for the modern era.
1:13.0	We record it fireside every week, whether or not you know that.
1:16.0	My name is Justin McElroy.
1:18.0	I'm Travis McElroy.
1:20.0	I'm Griffin McElroy.
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