My Brother, My Brother and Me 31: Husky Eyes

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2010

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

You know what? In honor of the holiday that's coming later this week, we're going to use this time to thank you for all the good times you've shared with us over the past seven or so months. You're more than listeners -- you're family. And that means you're invited to the Thanksgiving dinner in our hearts. (But not our houses. Don't be weird.)Suggested talking points: Boyfriend-shaped hole, withering barbs, life begins at stubble, smoochburg, movie terrorists, whippits, teetotaling, the basin

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:46.7	Let's go back to the show.
0:50.2	One, two, one, and one.
1:05.1	Turned up. It's my brother, my brother, me. It's an advice show for the modern era.
1:11.5	I am Justin McElroy here three days out from Thanksgiving, the giving of things.
1:16.3	I am Travis McElroy, the duck in the turducan.
1:20.8	I am Griffin McElroy, the Salmonella left over in the pan.
1:26.9	DJ Salmonella would be a good DJ.
1:29.0	It would be.
1:29.6	Mm-hmm. Don't you think?
1:32.0	So this is an advice show for the modern era in case you're a first timer,
1:36.9	and I know we do have some listening this very week.
1:39.9	So know that you are in the presence of those whose eyes, ears, hearts, mouths, and throats are about to be opened to wisdom.
1:48.2	Yeah, I don't know. I didn't like that at all.
1:50.0	Every orifice opened to wisdom.
1:52.6	I like this. No orifice.
1:54.7	I don't think what we're saying is we don't have enough prongs between us to fill all the orifices with wisdom.
2:02.3	Do not care for this one bit.
2:04.8	Yeah. Do you have a crevasse that is not being filled with wisdom?
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