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🗓️ 11 October 2010
⏱️ 42 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.6 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.3 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.8 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby? |
0:43.5 | The big thing is that the baby has passed away, the baby has lived for seven days, and now you are |
0:53.6 | back to where the thrall is loving and brave. Did a bit of eating, did a bit of praying, |
0:59.7 | and did some loving. Now a week has passed, the Earth is spun on its axis seven days. |
1:05.5 | You have a new set of problems. New problem set of skin cells. |
1:10.1 | New skin cells. You shed the old ones. Now it's time to shed the change. Time to shed the yolk |
1:16.8 | of your burdens and put that shit right on us, Annie. It's funny because your skin cells today |
1:23.9 | have never heard of my brother, brother, brother. Can you have a whole new person every time you listen |
1:29.4 | in my boom, bam, it's your skin's first time. Yeah, your skin, your new skin may not like it. |
1:35.1 | If so, are bad. Yeah, it's like how the new doctor who doesn't like black people. Exactly. |
1:42.1 | You never know. Yeah, have you not seen it? It's a weird direction. It's a weird direction. |
1:48.4 | It's taking time. He actually just goes back in time to stop equal rights in every way. |
1:54.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really inappropriate actually. Yeah, but God, compelling. |
1:59.1 | It's so good. The writing so good. The writing can't. I like his albino companion. Yeah, |
2:05.6 | he's the whitest man on the board. Dr. Krike. Cranky? That's what they say, right? Dr. Krike, |
2:12.1 | sure that's what they say. And Shag. So let's help some people. This is of course, |
2:18.3 | my brother and my brother and me. It's an advice show for the modern era and now wisdom. |
2:23.5 | Ian from Gmail writes, he says, my brother wants to name his first born child Anakin. Stop. |
2:31.7 | No, no, you can't stop because Ian feels compelled to tell us after the Star Wars character. |
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