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My Brother, My Brother And Me

My Brother, My Brother and Me 24: Hey Hon, How's Your Day

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2010

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

It's October, which we all know is the official month of advice, and also pumpkins. Unfortunately, if you've tuned in for a podcast about squash appreciation, you've come to the wrong place. That first thing, though -- that's something we can do something about. Suggested talking points: Oh My Tosh, sexy frumpy dragon, screaming infidelities, baby chain, a torso donation from Kevin Smith, street magic, Mollytalk, coming out

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:06.0

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:12.0

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

0:19.0

What's up, you cool baby?

0:21.0

If you change your mind, I'm the person who lies, I'm the person who creates me, I'm the person who makes me feel free.

0:29.0

If you need me, let me know, I'm gonna be your brown.

0:34.0

If you got your place to go, when you're feeling down.

0:39.0

If you're all alone, when I'm breathing, I'm gonna see you on the touch point.

0:46.0

Oh, that's right.

0:48.0

It's your favorite Hollywood celebrities.

0:51.0

My brother and my brother, you may know us from Comedy Central Pit, touch point, I will work.

0:57.0

Would you make your food make future?

0:59.0

I would say we came, you know.

1:02.0

I got a call.

1:03.0

I would call.

1:04.0

I would call.

1:05.0

I would call on my mobile from my boy, Tosh.

1:08.0

Yeah.

1:09.0

That's what I call him.

1:11.0

My boy, Tosh, called up.

1:13.0

He was like, hey, listen, I was just in the editing bay.

1:16.0

Somebody was wearing one of your shirts on one of my funny segments on my funny internet show.

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