My Brother, My Brother and Me 26: Bases Loaded

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2010

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The Brothers McElroy have returned to you, dearest listeners, in sickness (Travis and Griffin) and in health (Justin). Through a daze brought along by a poorly thought-out cocktail of coffee and Dayquil, today's episode possesses an entirely unique flavor -- a flavor to savor, if you will.Suggested talking points: Jimmy Facebook, delay of baby, Dr. Money Money, deep heads, in the parker, 14 and loving it, Jesus' battery allergy, brunner

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.3	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:12.0	Also this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know
0:17.0	how cool they are for listening.
0:19.2	What's up, you cool baby?
0:21.2	If you change your mind, I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line,
0:36.5	I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line,
1:02.0	I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line,
1:32.0	I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line,
2:02.0	I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line,
2:32.0	I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line, I'm the first king of the line,
3:02.9	there's never been a dude who's ninja like scoped out a chase cleavage and she wasn't aware of it.
3:09.4	And you've never, and let's say that no one's ever scooped a peak of cleavage down a tunnel neck,
3:17.6	like it's a two-way street, okay.
3:21.6	I think the thing is to be like, it's a fine line between grabbing a peak.
3:28.4	what a cool kid does and grab an aliear because it's not a good
3:32.4	year
3:33.9	you've got to get that smooth smooth Roger Dodger like you're
3:38.0	glanced out the periphery down
3:39.7	uh... that you have it if you haven't seen Roger Dodger
3:43.5	uh...
3:44.4	you need to especially if you're in high school
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