My Brother, My Brother and Me 219: Pizza Delivery Clone

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2014

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Travis is recording from a hotel in Norman, OK, as he makes his big move to Hollywood. Enjoy this episode, because it's the last one before he goes all Big Time on us. Suggested talking points: NCIS: Norman, Parking Malarkey, Rewriting Good Burger, Zone Coverage, Murder Most Mysterious, Apple Gluttony, Memorable Wedding Entrance

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.5	Welcome, my brother and my brother me an advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother
0:48.4	Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy. I'm your baby, his baby Griffin
0:52.0	McElroy. Hollywood Travis McElroy checking in. He's left the soft light to the small city behind
1:00.4	and he is moving on up. He hit the road, packed his family in a matrix, and headed on out 66 to find
1:08.7	fame in fortune. Travis, how is your quest for fame and fortune going? I'm right around the corner
1:15.7	from Los Angeles in Norman, Oklahoma. Just 19 short hours away. You think you might just stop there?
1:23.3	Maybe, I'm amazed. All the stars are out here. Everybody, they all film in Hollywood, but they all
1:29.2	live in Norman. They just do it in. I'm thinking about doing that. I'm just staying here enjoying all of
1:36.4	the donuts that Norman has to offer. It's a lot of donuts, a big donut town. I knew that
1:44.0	from go to school here. That came as no surprise to me. We've been here for about two hours now,
1:50.0	we've had 16 donuts. Travis, I want to hear about the hobb nothing. Well, we ate the donuts with
1:55.9	David your company. Oh, great. I love his show, Oklahoma Cation, and it's a show about how he's
2:03.6	a sex addict living in Oklahoma. And he fucks donuts. And he fucks donuts. Oh, so many great
2:09.8	donut nude scenes. So many jokes about glazing. So many donut nude debuts. Oklahoma,
2:16.8	Rodic, would that be, is there a thing there? I don't understand. Travis, I want to seriously,
2:21.8	how are you, I know you're on that chase, you're on that paper chase. And I imagine you lay that
2:27.5	grind down before you even get there. Have you planted the proper seeds in Los Angeles or so that
2:31.3	when you roll up there, like he's a ride. I've already auditioned for 16 pilots. Okay. I was afraid
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