The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to our brother brother meeting advice show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy. And I'm your baby Griffin. What's up everybody. Today is September 21st and you know what that means. It's the first day of fall.

I saw a labor day with the first day of fall. Or the last day of summer. Okay, today is Monday. Uh-huh. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You listen to me. You know account weekling. I'm telling you today is one day the last day of summer. I'm so good of good vibrations.

Trying to really drink it in. What's that a mashup of good vibrations and Cheryl Kroes soak up the sun. Right.

Want to soak up the sun. It's rainy here though. There's no sun on my last day of summer. Guys, how was your summer?

Oh, what I did on my summer vacation. I can't wait to get back to school. See all my friends and do some homework. I miss my teachers.

Okay, Travis is eight. Griffin, what's your thing that you have?

I went to Schlitterbond and I didn't get a UTI. Yeah. That's how the theme song goes.

We're going to Schlitterbond. Well, and we're probably not going to get a disease in our urethras from the water. What Schlitterbond?

Schlitterbond is the world's greatest water amusement part. They have all the water museums you could ever want. Fountains, slides, pools,

troughs of, did I say fountains? How lazy is the river? They're not stagnant puddles. Let's talk about crazy rivers. They're like lazy rivers, but with waves. Don't want that.

I would, that's defeating the whole. I had a baby this summer. So I spent the entirety of nature's bounty of sunlight watching Canadian dragons.

I'm not a vegan skin on YouTube watching. We need to tell them how different had the baby not been present. What?

Yeah, because I would have watched American dragons. Now I went because we both would have been drunk. That would have been different.

Now only one of you can be drunk at a time. You got a tag team. Is that how it works? I actually watched all eight seasons.

I'm Canadian Dryass. They're all on YouTube. Here's the weirdest thing. There's one episode where it is inexplicably the only version of this one episode on YouTube is tilted 45 degrees.

So the whole episode is at a 45 degree tilt and damned if we didn't sit there with our head slightly skew and watch that whole movie.

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