The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hey everybody, welcome my brother, my brother me. It's an advice show for the modern

Scarra. Oh, I'm over. And that means we go from Goofs to Spooks here on the show.

No more jokes to be found. Only pokes at your grave. That's too scary actually.

In fact, that's not even scary. My brother me. We're going to murder you. Yeah, it's not

scary as much as it is like modland and threatening. I don't want to be modeled or threatening. I want

to be Frankenstein. Whatever Frankenstein it. That kind of scary. Hi, I'm your oldest brother,

Frankenstein. I'm a real brother over the Wolfman. I'm your baby brother. Oh, Samma bin Laden.

He's a pretty scary guy though, I bet. He had a run for a certain. You have you ever

noticed that the Wolfman's never on the FBI's most wanted list, but why are you doing more to stop

the Wolfman? Can't stop people from breaking into the White House. Maybe we could redirect our

efforts to White House. That's a lost cause. We can't worry about that anymore, but we can't stop

as a Wolfman. We need to start like a Wolfman program where they can turn themselves in on the 29

other days and like get Amnesty and be locked in some kind of like silver. What if you saw the Wolfman

and you were like, Hey, Wolfman's got nards and he was like, I have a sect of me. I'm a person.

Of a sect of me doesn't. Oh, just have so many things to tell you about a sect of me's brother.

They don't just like get all that stuff out of there. First, before you start like getting all

fucking patronizing, tell me how much you know about Wolfman and anatomy, specifically

genitalia. They got before you start trying to contradict my goof. I can tell you I know a lot

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