The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother made an advice show for the modern era of

breaking news. I'm just McElroy. Wait, is that the breaking news on Travis McElroy?

No, I'm setting people up for breaking news. I'm going to be a teaser.

We've got our lead video game course monitor, Travis McElroy.

I'm not a good from McElroy. Travis reporting on a lead video game expert in

course monitor, Travis McElroy. What's the news in video games?

I think Bill Gates is playing Minecraft now. Hold on, let me read the story.

Okay. He just joined my son's server, and he won't stop stealing all the diamonds.

It looks like, oh, yeah, okay, so it looks like they're going to buy Minecraft.

You can't buy, you can't buy Minecraft. It's a world of infinite freedom and exploration and

imagination. You can't see it. Yeah, it's like, I'm going to like $2.5 billion.

I'm going to buy all the rainbows in the world. Oh, it looks like Bill Gates sneezed and

accidentally bought Minecraft. Yeah, it's like trying to buy all the world's wishes. Yeah,

we can't do that. He did that too. He did that in 2010 for $2 billion. A clean too.

I wonder why my dreams died. I thought that was connected to turn 30, but apparently Bill Gates

bought my dreams. It's the energy by which he sustains his life now. But now he's using

voxels, a voxel based imagination engine. Fucking thanks for that Bill, Bill G.

Today is the, I've long suspected that the rich are not concerned about global warming because

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