My Brother, My Brother and Me 20: Super Donuts

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2010

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On this, the twentieth anniversary of our very first collective venture into the terrifying world of podcasting, we bring to you a show that's positively dripping with advice-juice. It's harmless, for the most part, but we wouldn't suggest letting it get on your clothing, or furniture, or your exposed skin. Suggested talking points: Nicknames, a sticky situation, checkerboard leg hair, Tony Toni Tone, the flannel algorithm, apple babies, Swimfan, double deuce

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.4	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.1	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.2	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	If you change your mind, I'm the first human lion.
0:24.0	I'm the first human lion. I'm the first human lion. I'm the first human lion.
0:26.0	If you change your mind, you change your mind. If you change your mind, you change your mind.
0:31.0	Let me know, gonna be your round. If you got your place to go, you can get down.
0:38.0	If you're all alone, then I'm breathing.
0:43.0	One, two, three, and fuck it. It's the McElroy brothers back for another Indian BAM.
0:53.0	I feel like here on the advice show for the modern era, we can curse a lot more now that we have ball ball telling people, watch out, cursing.
1:06.0	I actually have ball ball following me around all the time just to do that.
1:10.0	Like, watch out, Travis is about to curse.
1:12.0	This guy's about to say some shit.
1:14.0	Oh, I'm sorry, I just did it. I just cursed in the distance.
1:18.0	And then he has a guy that follows him around that says, ball ball is about to curse when he tells you Travis is about to curse.
1:23.0	And hey, pretty soon, everybody's employed. You're welcome, Obama.
1:29.0	Hey guys, happy, happy 20th anniversary of the 23rd.
1:34.0	Very first show we did. Can you believe it?
1:37.0	I cannot believe it.
1:39.0	It seems like only 21 weeks ago.
1:42.0	It was.
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