My Brother, My Brother and Me 19: Bad Seed

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2010

⏱️ 40 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Though some might argue that our past few episodes have suffered from a case of the doldrums, this most totally recentest episode is simply chock-full of action. Seriously. If this episode could somehow become a corporeal thing, it would become Tony Jaa, and it would knee all your questions and dilemmas right in their stupid faces. Suggested talking points: Clean Slate, Don't Let the Joaquins Bite, Black Eyed Prom, Christmas Demands, Google Jones, Too Old For Skinny Jeans, Jimmy Hats, A Movie About a Cafe That Closes, An Answer To Every Question

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:12.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:19.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:21.0	If you change your mind, I'm the best human line.
0:25.0	I'm the one who can change your mind, and I'm the one who can change your mind.
0:30.0	If you need me, let me know, gonna be your round.
0:35.0	If you got your place to go, when you're cheating down.
0:40.0	If you're all alone, when I'm breathing, where's that long?
0:45.0	Can you hear it there? There? There in the distance.
0:49.0	Like an echoer.
0:51.0	It's a dream of a band destroying me.
0:56.0	So don't masturbate, or we'll see it.
1:00.0	We see everything.
1:03.0	We've always been watching you from the time you were born to today,
1:09.0	and we'll watch you for like a week after you die.
1:13.0	I'm just gonna go ahead and stay out of this one.
1:15.0	Travis is staying out.
1:17.0	This is a song about my brother, my brother, and me.
1:21.0	It's syncopated, so you know we worked a long time on it.
1:25.0	Justin, when are you gonna auto tune that shit?
1:28.0	That's all been auto tuned. I did that in post.
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