My Brother, My Brother and Me 21: Drunting

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2010

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Look, there's one of two ways you can respond to our absence over Labor Day weekend: You can get angry, and demand an apology (which we'll happily give) -- but that's kind of a waste of time, isn't it? Let's go with option two, where we run, teary-eyed, into your arms, like prodigal sons returning to their loving fathers. Suggested talking points: The cost of labor, get your poke on, dong gnats, in which we sing Wilson Phillips, gender studies, Travis' nightmare diet, MILK, the WikiAnswers experiment, Super Donuts: A Counterpoint

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:06.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:12.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:19.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:21.0	If you change your mind, I'm the first human line.
0:25.0	I'm the first human line to have a child in the U.S.
0:34.0	I'm the first human line to have a child.
0:40.0	If you change your mind, I'm the first human line to have a child.
0:43.0	What friends is the price of labor?
0:49.3	Sure you get to take a day off once a year,
0:53.8	on a Monday, eat some meat, see your kids or once.
1:00.6	You also miss out.
1:03.2	My brother, my brother, me.
1:04.9	Now, our most sacred holiday at my brother,
1:08.6	my brother, I make grants.
1:10.5	Maybe we should have warned people in the previous episode
1:14.2	that we were gonna be taking ACS stuff.
1:16.9	I thought that Labor Day was such a cherished,
1:21.8	I thought it would be assumed
1:24.7	that we were gonna take a day off.
1:26.8	What kind of life are you living
1:28.1	that you know like a week ahead
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