My Brother, My Brother and Me 18: PB&C

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2010

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

We're back, and arguably better than ever. Well, in the sense that we're a week older and wiser, and now Griffin also has a good mic, and we're telling you, Sally, August is just our month. Not too hot, not too cold. Just the right amount of dryness.Suggested talking points: A beautiful mind, a series of plateaus, hosteohorosis, dominIQUE, wedding krump, a needy crotch, pecking, a fleshy acorn, this big hollow bitch

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	If you change your mind, I'm the first king of lines.
0:24.0	I'm the first king of lines, I'm the first king of dreams.
0:27.0	If you change your mind, if you change your mind, let me know, let me be your brown.
0:34.0	If you got your place to go, let me be your brown.
0:39.0	If you're all alone, when I'm breathing, where are the sun, the dawn on the outside?
0:45.0	But where are the eyes of the August?
0:47.0	I don't think so.
0:48.0	I think you're exactly where you need to be.
0:50.0	Today is August 15th, you're listening to my brother and my brother in name.
0:54.0	Well, you probably won 3rd, 16th, but God, 15th.
0:57.0	You heard it today.
0:58.0	Today is the day where it's really fresh.
1:00.0	This is an advice show for the modern era.
1:04.0	I am your semi-host, one of three hosts, Justin McAroy.
1:11.0	I'm another partial host, half host, third host, Travis McAroy.
1:18.0	I'm quasi-host, Griffin McAroy.
1:22.0	That's a good one.
1:24.0	That's a good one, Tampa.
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