My Brother, My Brother and Me 17: Just the Stats, Fats

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2010

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode is brought to you in stunning HIGH DEFINITION 360 DEGREE OMEGA-AUDIO, thanks to the acquisition of a new microphone for Travis, paid for by contributions from listeners like you. Assuming, of course, that you bought a T-Shirt or App. We feel the improved quality was the only missing ingredient keeping us from total podcast domination. Well, that and general laziness. Suggested talking points: The mane event, a touch of slavery, stalker/stalkee, embraces, algebra follies, Bs before Hs, The Biggest Loser, a PSA

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0:00.0	If you change your mind, I'm the best in life, I'm the best in the free, take your chance on me.
0:09.0	If you need me, let me know, I'm the best in the free, if you got your place to go, when you're free and down.
0:19.0	If you're all alone, when I'm pretty, where's that long on me?
0:33.0	It's time right now to slow it down, put a little soul in your bowl, relax, you have done it.
0:41.0	You've cleared an hour in your day to better yourself, embolden yourself, and embitr yourself.
0:48.0	I am your host, cohost, provocateur, I'm sorry, adjusting macaroni.
0:53.0	With me, as always, is my brother Travis McAroy?
0:58.0	Yes, that is correct.
1:00.0	Who has a new microphone?
1:02.0	Do you like that?
1:04.0	Do you like this people?
1:05.0	We've decided, I'll start hate you.
1:07.0	The smartest thing to spend your money on, that you bought the t-shirts, is to put it back into my brother and my brother and me.
1:15.0	So it's like you're not pit-aligning our pockets, you're lining your ear meat.
1:21.0	So he spent $300 on new microphones, and the other $300 we're going to spend to get Eddie Murphy on this show for just one episode.
1:30.0	Just one episode, guess spot, no, nothing off limits.
1:35.0	You would think rules.
1:37.0	You would think $300 wouldn't be enough to net a performance by axel-fully.
1:42.0	But yeah, I guess he's fallen on hard times.
1:45.0	It's plenty to get for Pluto now.
1:48.0	Hosts Pluto now, yeah.
1:51.0	Meet Dave Cash, those residuals, just aren't what he hoped they would be.
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